November 9, 2010
Millionaire Matchmaker - “Fucking Gay Husband”

Tonight’s episode of the MM featured a female poker player millionaire. She got matched with a wall street millionaire. This guy was all class. It was his job to plan the date. Here’s how it went all wrong. She plans the date in defiance of Patti. He shows up at an airport in NYC for a flight to Atlantic City. Our female brings her gay male make up artist. 

This is how I know the guy was all class. He didn’t say “Fuck this!” and leave like I would have. He endured this amazing rude action and carried on. Patti called the make-up artist the “fucking gay husband” and freaked out all over the place. Normally I find Patti’s neurotic rants so exhausting, but the outrage was correct. It is never cool to sandbag your date with a 3rd party. It then makes them the 3rd wheel. The guy last week did that too, except he had his bros meet the date. The female was done after that. What a deal-breaker!

I really enjoy the titles at the end of each episode where it’s revealed that no one went on a second date. That is followed by the disclaimer that membership services were given gratis. What this all means is that everyone is just dating to be on TV. It also means that all that bullshit about getting kicked out of the club is just bullshit. If any of them had to forfeit membership fees to Patti because of her hair trigger, then they’d probably shape the fuck up.

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