Aside from how perfectly manicured everything is, the client sessions just seem ridiculous. I think they really wrote a romantic version of what a handjob session in a masseuse parlor would be. Jennifer Love Hewitt dresses up in these crazy expensive and specific outfits for each client. Maybe I am projecting here, but if I am going to one of those places, I don’t want female romance. It’s not important to be given a handjob by candlelight with sensual music for most men. Hell I’d just want silence except for a few encouraging words.
The other thing about those rich beefcake clients is that they are all older white guys who work white collar jobs. I was thinking about an episode of Cathouse that opens with a trucker that spent 10 grand to bang two hookers in a hot tub. Blue collar guys have a ton of cash, and they love to orgasm as much as anyone. They won’t show up to “The Rub Of Sugarland” even though that town is teeming with men that have dangerous jobs.
I am not even going to bring up how a client apologized for being a jerk on his way to bang a whore. Oh wait.. Yeah that’s pretty unrealistic too.